Today one of my students told me I could have been sacrificed to the gods in ancient times because I’m pretty and perfect


my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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HARRY POTTER MEME: one house → Slytherin

Those cunning folks use any means to achieve their ends.

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Do I Have a crush on you or am I just lonely


sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

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don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

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Go on anon and tell me something you’re too afraid to say off anon

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friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

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college application: worth 10 goats on

college: ur in

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier first and last scenes part 1 [ part 2 ]

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Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
Senior: I don't know.
Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.
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marvel’s black widow | teaser trailer (x)

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clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

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